Amy’s issues began long before she met that fuckwit. Not a great guy, but she had major problems for many years, not least of which was her eating disorder, which was a big contributor to her death.

I know. I have made it my new rule that if you will turn up your nose at a lovely pear or actively run, shrieking from a banana then I cannot be friends with you. Also, I will gleefully chase you with the banana.

From Your Lips To Cods Ears

Her undeniable talents made her fascinating. Who are you to call her classless? What does that even mean? Yes, she was from a working class background and had a Cockney accent...so what? Was she ‘flawless’ on the red carpet. Absolutely not and that also made her interesting.

What’s bullshit is Pitchfork and their cooler-than-thou brand of know-it-all douchery.

I got stuck on Vanilla Ice. Which one dated Vanilla Ice, Manson or Madonna? Either way, that’s hilarious!

Why do you feel conflicted? It’s the story of her life, and despite his obvious flaws he was an important part of her life.

Hm. I saw Asif’s documentary on Ayrton Senna and I thought it was incredibly well-made and accurate (and I say this as someone who followed Formula 1 and Senna’s career, and also watched him crash on that fateful May 1st, 1994). I have no reason to believe he’s got an angle that would portray Amy in an untruthful way.…

It looks gross to me, but I’m someone that only likes thin crust pizzas.

Yeah...i am too old now. When i was a young man, i could eat a 16IN pizza...a big sac of chips and a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi in one seating. Than after the club...go eat some more. Usually a large poutine.

I want to applaud your use of “funner.” It made the pedant in me cringe and I can enjoy a piece of writing that makes me feel visceral, raw emotion.

That solved your problem? Really?
“Well then how come you’re allowed to not eat gross things and I’m not?”
“Because I’m an adult and when you’re an adult you get to make those decisions for yourself, but right now you’re still a kid and kids have to do what their parents say because they know what’s best for them.”
That’s…

Why the snark?

Just reading that was exhausting. I think I’m going to take a nap. Who’s with me?

I’ll wait 7 or 8 years before his book “Doing Nothing: How I Learned the Priceless Art of Relaxation After I Had to Spend 2 Years in Bed Due to a Mysterious Chronic Illness.”

My mom has so much mom in her heart that she couldn’t give it all to the two independent, happy, well-adjusted girls she raised. So she became a surrogate mom to anyone out there who needed a little more mom in their life. The best was when my sister came out while attending a small college in the South and started…

My mom is a transplanted Midwestern lady living in a small island town in south Texas. There are a lot of great stories I could tell about her (she was briefly Mormon because the only church within walking distance of her family’s farm was a Mormon temple and then she got a scholarship to BYU and, as she likes to tell…

As a person, I say, “DANG, that’s cold, yo.” As an English teacher, I say, “DAMN STRAIGHT.”

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

Well to be fair, Grindr is made specifically for Randy Boehning.