Whatever, assholes.

I am TERRIBLE at doing my hair. I have ultrathin, flat hair that doesn’t hold a curl or hairspray or product very well at all. I can do three things: 1) leave it down (it gets really flat really quickly) 2) put in an anemic pony tail 3) put it in a tiny topknot IF my hair is cooperating and I have time to fuck up a…

You could add, “so don’t make a project out of her because at some point it’s going to stop being cute and become harassment.”

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

You guys, can I tell you about something excellent? Because I really feel like it’s my duty as a Brit to alert you fine red-blooded Americans​ to a proper treat headed in your direction. If you have a soft spot for top-shelf BBC dramas, you’re in for a lovely time, because coming your way is Poldark, a big, gorgeous,…

I was laughing so loudly that it startled my daughter and she started to cry.

I meant to click on the photo-bombing turtle article and was very confused. Also sad, due to the lack of turtles in this post. In the future you should include photo-bombing turtles in more of your articles to prevent such disappointment.

Oh I have a LIST of questions for when I finally get my Q&A session with God. Starting with WHY EXACTLY it is necessary for a baby in the womb to be given direct access to kick a pregnant ladies bladder. There are a lot of things I’m going to need explanations for frankly.

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

Aren’t you the one saying that the plight of the mentally challenged should be recognized? And here you are calling people “insane”? Come on, now.

Their issues just seem so irrelevant. How dare you empathize with the mentally challenged when there are people starving to death in Africa. What are you; a monster? Until all injustices are solved, we can’t solve or even talk about any particular one of them. The mentally challenged are a waste of our time. Maybe if…

The moment was ruined by the fact that there is so much idiocy on here that sarcasm is now indistinguishable from just regular stupid comments.

Do you not realize that mental health and trans rights go HAND IN HAND? Trans rights are important and you are an asshole.

You’re unimportant.

No it isn’t. That’s a ridiculous statement.

Rights aren’t a zero sum game, you ass.

Actually, men without facial hair (if they can grow it). If you shave, you’re altering your natural appearance, therefore in disguise.

ALL OF THESE NAMES! who are these people! why am i so old! where did i put my glasses!