Where’s the dick? I don’t see dick!

Not about me, but my green salsa always leads to T’other on the toilet singing Johnny Cash “ I Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire”

He did it? Yay! He has been soooooooo excited.

Department of Motor Vehicles? Damn, living there must be the shit.

I’ve been married for 28 years, no kids. I started supporting gay marriage 25 years ago, for originally selfish reasons. When people started saying that same sex marriage was wrong because “gays can’t have children which are the one purpose of marriage” I feared they would come for me next.

What do Mormons have to do with the Duggars?

I really wish YouTube was more sensitive about when it really should not put advertising before a video.

But that the problem: for a lot of companies and many nanagers, rules go away as the customers volume increases.

Ssshhhhhhhhhh!

Oh fuck off Star (and every other tab)

Hi, Rachel.

Or E-Z build instructions? You remember, “insert tab A into slot B . . . And . . . Be sure to screw securely . . .”

Then you really really do *not* want to know what constitutes organic fertilizer.

Miss Dolly Parton could do just about anything as long as it didn’t harm children, animals or non-consenting adults. She can do no wrong.

I send you all the hugs and kisses, because I owe you!

“This person?” Well, I guess I’m just too old for your rudeness. When did we start calling commenters “this person”?

Statistically, I believe, teens have more disposable income than almost anyone else. They have so few set expenses.

DING DING DING WINNER

Ringo.

They are trying to prove that women really do prefer rape? Ass hats. Douche*penises.