"By day I was this sort of mild mannered kid who nobody really saw. And by night I was listening to Charlie Parker and John Coltrane and Freddie King and Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton,"

ok

I don't empathise with the murderer, I just don't like the state killing people. I don't wish happiness or any positive things for her.

Very similar to hospital food.

"She finds power in stealing men away from other women. It's really strange."

I'll virtually boss you around if you want.

OK, I know everyone shits on lululemon around here, but after have a premature mid life crisis a few years ago, quitting medicine and thinking I would devote my life to yoga (yes that happened) I went to work for lululemon. They had a policy there of no gossiping. At all. This was a workplace that was 80% women and…

This is a remarkably easy thing to google, but here:

i do! just transport people like darren into outer space!

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

Just imagine being the guy and pulling away with a clump of hair in your hand.

I thought that quote was so funny. "They can't stop being in each other's company...when in each other's company."

Solid answer coco, solid.

Also: She's Cher and he's not. (Piers, you ignorant slut.)

Wait...what

I'm having a difficult time trying to think of things that Cher should in fact give a fuck about.

And yet...alpaca escapades never get old.

Oh yeah? Llamas are "over"?

I can't stand Cher's all-caps-and-emoji Twitter feed, but I'm totally hashtag team Cher on this one. Wear those fishnets, lady. Or don't. They are your legs and you can dress them as you damn well choose.

CALCIUM? THE SOULS OF VIRGINS YOU FOOL!