Excuse me, but I do not wipe Lady Gaga's ass.
"Ok, the material is kinda scarce but I can work with it. Massage her thigh gently - I SAID GENTLY MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS SHE DOUGH??? - and leave a trail of butterfly kisses up her neck. Ugh that's more like creepy-crawlies, were you raised in a barn? Lady don't let him do all the work, move your hands up his back, NO…
Could you possibly have posted a more boring comment? I'm going to go with "no."
i honestly did not expect the punchline, as it were, of that last story until i read it. oh my god
I'm aware that not everyone has exposure to the same experiences in life (ex. if you had asked me how to pronounce "merlot" at age 16, I prob would have said Merr-Lott) but I am truly sad for actual adults who don't understand chocolate cake, uncut pieces of toast, eggs to order, root beer that is sold a la carte,…
The Whole Wheat Toast is the best, because it was so obvious once I read it fully, but at that same time I had no idea of the punchline until the end.
This makes me so proud, you have no idea.
He probably will get some type of visitation rights. One of the major reasons I didn't get an order of protection during my divorce is that my ex still gets a right to be a dad. All I could see happen from OFP would be pissing him off to the point of no return and because of our kiddo - he would still have a right to…
"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"
Hippos kill more humans than any other animal in Africa! I think you know what that means:
start working on your heron costume.
It's a question of how detail/word choices speak to the implicit fears and biases that inform this journalistic work. We all know it was largely black individuals/communities that faced the violence of lynchings in the US, but the article doesn't fail to make that distinction clear on multiple occasions.
Lynching a 14 year old boy for catcalling isn't a bit extreme. It is a monstrosity. No matter who his parents were.
Yea, but think about it like Obama's "Crusades" comment. Yes, we all know it was perpetrated by Christians, but talking about these Christians directly rather than just saying "Muslims have been persecuted before" completely changes the tone of the conversation.
Damn. This totally went over my head when I read the times piece. But now that I think about it I am kind of pissed.
What the fucking fuck do these people think they're doing dragging my religion and my people into this?! Get the fuck out of here with your insane Islamophobia masquerading as some sort of "support" for Jews and Israel — that's a disgusting lie and we want NO PART of it.
As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.
According to recently released figures from the Department of Human Services, only 0.2 percent of Tennessee welfare…