I think she should just be happy she could decipher what he was trying to say. That reads like my 4 year old daughters rantings on life and the ABC's.

I was complaining to my grandmother about how cold it was and she said

Its Raffey.

a man stole my online dating profile, changed the pronouns, and posted it as his own. I've always wondered how "male me" fared in online dating. Maybe somewhere out there a woman has fallen in love with online me. I could be the Cyrano de Bergerac of online dating....

AREN'T WE FLY?

New life goal: Be pretty enough to be catfish bait.

Never thought I'd be happy to be old & ugly.

I love the fact that we're all looking at that picture and seeing the same thing.

This heah, is a double dawg. It was invented, I do believe, in South Carolina, and it features a (non-photoshopped) bun with two cuts at the top. That KFC monstrosity doesn't even deserve to have the word "double" in its name.

i think anna holden had the same customer as I did, not even kidding.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

But are you allergic to crunchy?

And the Oscar for Bestest Use Of A Kitchenette Inside Joke in a Horrible Customer Story goes to ...

Monogrammed Thermosery

I heard the chicken was dry. Do you recommend the salmon?

OK. Let's just clear this up.

I meant "non-clerical" to mean = someone who is contracted to work AT the convent, but is not a member OF the convent. (Facilities, janitorial, gardeners, etc.) I meant zero offense to anyone.