not to mention the poster of the yelp review is in the comments and had updated their yelp review to blast kitchenette

What if you are Canadian and your husband aspires to bringing home some moose meat? I say aspires because it hasn't happened yet. I think the moose are onto him. They like to hang out in the backyard just because they can.

I don't like guns at all. They terrify me and I don't understand owning one. That said, thank you for being responsible. I have no issues when responsible people with guns locked up in safes have firearms in their home. My uncle had hunting rifles that were locked up and my cousins had absolutely no way to gain access…

I wish I could say the same, but I'll be shooting to kill if I ever find myself in a situation where I need to use my gun.

That is an INCREDIBLY fucked up thing to say and you should be ashamed of yourself. I don't support guns either, but your comment is revolting.

I think you're misunderstanding me. It's okay.

I know a lot of people don't get it. I'm on the fence. I grew up with guns in the house, for defense and for hunting. They were never locked up, and neither was the ammo. My dad told us not to touch them and we didn't. He had a few rifles, maybe four, and one hand gun.

You know whose opinion on this topic I give zero fucks about? Yours.

The gun, which was loaded and unsecured, was stored on a shelf built into the bed in the victim's home, and in the same room in which the victim was laying in his crib.

"I have a life that involves going on multiple internet sources and calling people the r-word!" <footstomphairflipgumsnap>

Whenever this happens* I always think about the kid who pulled the trigger. How do you deal with that as you grow older? (Or in the immediate aftermath AND as you grow older for older children.)

In case the total being the same as the amount wasn't obvious enough. And the "000" was too difficult to understand. And the strikethrough went over their heads. They just wanted to be crystal clear with the "XXX"...

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

What's next? "American Sniper has too many vowels in its title and causes global warming"?

Sometimes I feel that people like this go into a place LOOKING to make a federal case out of some small slight. All that agita over a seating arrangement and on top of it they had a $50 Groupon. They weren't going to be good customers anyway. The repugnant and repeated use of "retarded" as an insult makes me think…

THERE IS PRESEDENCE FOR THE 'BRING YOUR OWN FOOD' STORY FROM SARA!

FOR THE MOUTH PART OF YOUR FACE.

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

That's the road between St Pancras and Kings Cross... there's not much point in bolting, it's probably one of the most heavily CCTV'd places in the world outside of the White House.