I love this because my son was harry potter for years, and looked just like him...but then I suggested ZOMBIE HARRY POTTER years ago and he still talks about how cool everyone thought he was. We moms live on this kind of thing in the teenage years, because we are forever uncool otherwise!

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

As a guy, I don't know anything about this, but I will say - crab rangoon pizza sounds amazing.

French fries dipped in mayo. It was glorious.

Mr. Rogers and Bill Nye. They are fucking saints.

Mister Rogers. I refuse to believe he's tainted.

Queen Latifah is less than a Rapist? Wow... bizarre standards.

maybe yes, maybe no... but standing up and calling out rape culture is something i would never condemn.

I'll bring one metric fukton of concrete.

are you fucking kidding me?

So privileged people can't point it out to others?

Shut up. Isaac is clearly the sexiest, which still confuses me greatly.

this is absurd. If they wanted to be realistic, they'd have the politician responding to the girl's text with a dick pic.

I love that they take turns being Kim or Kanye!

True story: my son was 2 1/2 when my daughter was born and he told me he didn't understand how she was eating by just sucking on me. So I squirted him with my breast milk thinking that was the easiest way to show him and that he'd never remember.

The "Nekkid" definitely earned this story a /snort/ from the water bottle I was drinking. And then I had to say it out loud, because I'm a 12 year-old boy.

"And despite the apparent language barrier and translation issues, the teenagers' parting blow to me is "C*NT."

Are you absolutely certainly, certainly positive they weren't Australian?

"Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men." The waiter, without changing his expression said, "I'm very sorry, madam, but we don't have any gay coffee."

It's my opinion that this kind of pragmatism is the foundation of wonderful long term relationships. Best of luck to you!