I want a magic blue/pink as per lighting shirt. Gimme. Now!

Here, Mark. Freedom. In case you need to use it after slutallica's comment.

You found that funny?

He needs to practice verstopping.

That is Where's Waldo!

I dunno, I think he's never had basmati?

Before we were Canadian, yes, we were British. You do know that before you were American, you were British too. Don't you?

That has too much coherence for the average tab. Well done!

Even he can't make his face believe what his mouth is saying.

ESPN regrets the manner in which we presented our report. Clearly on Tuesday we collectively failed to meet the standards we have set in reporting on LGBT-related topics in sports.

I wouldn't mind as much if I was green. At least I'd have a great theme song by Kermit.

oops, right. I was thinking of the Wall Street Journal, thanks for the correction.

What the fuck is going on at the Washington Post?

Ha ha . . . who do you think you're hiding it from?

Maybe it's called legal limbo because they really lowered the (ahem) bar? Because it's as low as they can go?

Don't you need working memory cells to memoirize?

They're like Cornmeal Timbits (or doughnut holes, if you're not *that* northern)

Conception Bay, Newfoundland. It's gotta be!

Technically, posting this reply was a selfish act. So is working a job you live, feeding yourself strawberries or just about any other self actual used act.

Kat needs to check her lexical privs? What the hell are you, a lexical cop?