lady, would you be offended if I professed my love?

8. If your hair colour doesn't match our colour scheme and you refuse to re-dye it.

I stopped shaving my legs at 14 after stitches. Every single woman who has seen my legs tells me I'm lucky because my hair is blonde and fine, so I can "get away with it".

Nouns, verbs, adjectives. Kinja is a non judgemental sexist.

Harry Belefonte is my god.

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Imma comin' fer yew. Nobody disses mah Bobby an' gits away.

I used to live in a tropical paradise . . . where the roaches were 5 " long and could fly in a third floor window.

As long as people like you keep upping the click numbers, sites like this will keep posting 'em. Which is how the free market works. Don't like it? Don't read it.

This sidebar made me smile:

what? How was this poster rude?

One of my favourite old-time folk singer/songwriters - Lee Hayes for those who wonder - once said, "This too shall pass. I've had kidney stones, so I know." I've heard that since I was a mere babe.

Yeah, not fun to go through . . . But every time something horrid happens, I now KNOW I can get through it, so it's all good.

This starts with a bunch of bad, but stick with me. I got drunk one night, and my best friend joked that I was going to end up having sex with his younger brother, whom I had just met. I apparently got feisty, and shouted that "I [was] going to marry him!"

I don't even know what that means, but I starred you anyway. I have a Lively brain, today.

I think it means that the op is severely lacking reading comprehension *and* coherent writing skills? I dunno.

I wonder if he knows what they grow up into?

Canada. Rumour has it, all you have to do is ask politely and develop a taste for either maple syrup or poutine? I'm not sure though . . .

Always makes me wonder what "sick" is supposed to sound like.

I'm so sorry. I've had mono and whined and complained my way through six weeks paid sick leave and a further four weeks of Dr. enforced light duties.