Golf course and parks would fall into the functional category (plus they can rely on recycled waste water). Single-home lawns, though, should be phased out in desert climates.

This is why I prefer the plastic mats, they warp a bit but it’s moot as soon as there’s something pressing them down. I can pop them right in the dishwasher next to my cast iron pans and let the machine do the work.

Buy a new one

I’m reminded of an old The Onion story about opening Starbucks inside the bathrooms of other Starbucks.

What do people think hot chocolate is? Milk and chocolate syrup is literally the recipe for hot chocolate. 

This literally just the recipe for meatloaf. Adding an egg also helps bind it all together.

There’s this weird myth among Americans - you see it in some of the comments on this article - that some European countries (Italy, France) are so serious about their food that they’d never compromise on something like a pizza-bot or - god forbid - McDonald’s. I once read an article in a reputable food magazine where…

Thanks for the warning, but I think the key here is the low heat. I’ve had it pop when using 100%, which does have the danger of superheating it. Usually when I take it out, the water is hot, but not so hot I can’t touch it. 70 seconds isn’t even hot enough for a cup of tea. One downside is I can end up with more of…

Bacon & mushroom is a great topping combo.

“...when the failure happened all our illustrious leaders wanted to do was point fingers at each other and over-simplify a complex problem...”

Oh lord, they all gone die

“The first bay window is space” what is that hissing sound

I read an evangelical “friend” of mine’s post gloating about how Desantis signed this law “like a boss,” because persecuting a small but vulnerable minority after all the larger minority groups survived your attacks from the past is exactly what JC would have done.  

This motherfucker. Orlando has been a liberal stronghold for about as long as I’ve lived here (40 years), but because we’re surrounded by rednecks we get assholes like this in office. I wish Orlando, Miami and Tampa could just form our own government down here, and let the Republicans deal with this shit. 

Could someone _please_ do some analysis rather than simply copy and paste a press release?

The cruelty really is the point.

Top one is water ice, the bottom one is a sno cone.

I mean, to be fair, Ron hates everyone, including and especially himself. This is just this week’s winner.

I believe I spent most of my time in Paris covered in crumbs, and I enjoyed every minute of it.

That first day at my hotel’s totally AWESOME breakfast buffet, I ate SIX pastries.

I have no regrets.

the choice is clear: slash employee wages even more and then bitch on fox about how no one will work for you