Grew a full beard due to razor burn waking me up in the middle of the night.  I may get brave and go back to the double edged razor I start with in 1956.

Mint isn’t too effective but I know a property where they misted wintergreen and there wasn’t a bug in sigh during a gathering of 200 people with food and drinks. Wintergreen, specifically.  I keep the place sealed like a tomb during hot weather.

This is the kind of discussion 13 year-olds enter into.

Reminds me that I need to buy some more Maggi.

With or without a severance package, you stop at Unemployment on the way home. There are waiting periods that have to be taken into consideration, and regardless of what your friends say, the people down at Unemployment know the rules and are generally helpful. If you have to “live out” some severance pay, you’re…

That was when the other side did all that voting. It’s our turn now.

But nothing about that crooked tile in the header photo, huh? That’s gonna drive me nuts.

Show us where the compound adjective hurt you. 

Big disappointment. I thought it (Bevel) would be something new that would alleviate my razor burn. I had one of those in 1958. They were called safety razors because they were not as dangerous as a straight razor.

Those corn chips that are shaped like a scoop are terrific for this. I dip them into the sour cream and then dab on the caviar.

Mislead header picture. You don’t get that many meatballs and you plate is not that full anymore.

We used to use rye whiskey for boilermakers. Tequila can make some people nauseated if they aren’t used to it.  Boilermakers are when you’re drinking for efficiency.

They have the option of voting for Rev. Raphael Warnock, who is not going to lie and embarrass them for his whole term.  Good chance that he’s not particularly bright, but he has a neck like a tree trunk.  Herschel has 2 out of wedlock children plus one from within a marriage who is gay as pink ink. This is a…

Musk said out loud and in public on SNL that he is not a “cool dude”.  The boss is not always right, but the boss is always the boss.  Mouthing off (in any form) at work is a hazard to your employment status.  This isn’t new.

French dressing, but a little heavier on the mayo.

Because there is no justice n the world.

A million Americans died (some of them unable to communicate) during the past two years. Probably very few of them expected to go. It’s just thoughtful to make some preparations for your next of kin to close out your affairs. You don’t expect to be killed in a traffic accident, or a mass shooting, but shit happens.

That was my privileged chore in about 1946 when margarine came in maybe a cellophane bag and you had to gently squeeze the yellow coloring pill throughout the whole batch.  A very good 4 year old boy was allowed this chore.

Great.  Slide show with movie clip.  How much more annoying can you get?

“I’m no narc. I might just double-check my smoke alarms.”         I felt that way until I walked past a condo window and saw that someone had a charcoal grill fired up in his kitchen. I didn’t want to be burned out. “Oh, it’s just a little fire...”