Very little information, but at least we were forced to see another ad. Shower curtain liner and pillows are washable, for the most part. 

Southwest 75% on time and United 76% on time.  One is on the worst list and one is on the best list. If you’re going to use words list best and worst, there should be a significant difference.

Black cherry ice cream for the win.  Lots of cherries and cherry pieces and a particularly creamy base.  No need for the maraschino topping, but whipped cream is permitted because you’re worth it and yo don’t do that every day.

You should drive in such a manner as to never cause anyone else to have to hit the brakes. 

For some reason, the same amount of ham, but thinly sliced tastes better than thick slice.

Last time I came into Narita, I needed a wheelchair, and the guy practically took me to my hotel in it - through the airports, across carpeted areas, through customs, through immigration. The flight crew was standing there and we breezed by. He said something and the gates opened. When we got to the train, he bowed…

They said the quiet part out loud. She was led along by a group of male “Lucy’s”.  “Yes, of course I’ll respect you.  What kind of guy do you think I am?”

If it’s just JIF peanut butter, then it should say so in the headline.

I love this, but I want some cornichons on the side. Gherkins? Capers? 

Put the contents of the pack on a plate and microwave them for about 20-30- seconds.  It won’t start the cooking process, but it will warm up the fat so you can separate the slices.

We tend to think of aspirin for head or muscle aches but a sunburn is a painful inflammation.. That’s two things aspirin is pretty good for.  It’s not like general anesthesia, but it can help.

About 5 jobs in 10 years. It’s good to get around early in your career - seriously. It was my custom to seek life advice and career guidance from older people, rather than someone rapidly approaching thirty. No doubt a bright young lady, but employment experience and working your way up the ladder means you have to…

Start with almost 1/4 acre of empty space and begin to design. Those are some big rooms in the photos.

Three hours is not “just like that”. I cut off the base end, microwave it and then shuck it.  It looks in its own moisture in a about a minute,  Roll it in butter and eat.  You’ll be finished while the slow cooker is still warming up.

Great character development all along. Baranski is great, and so is Audra McDonald.

See?  A solution in fewer than 9 paragraphs.

They sell clams on the half-shell in bars near the beaches in New York. Great. I’ve never been offered raw mussels and I suspect they’d be less convenient to slurp.

The Japanese will serve you naporitan for breakfast. I felt like a college student again, eating pasta with ketchup and hot dogs.

Poor Greg Abbott was forced to listen to actual words before his deputies could protect him.

By day 2, he’d be shooting gristle.