They should have left him glued there until he wet his pants.

Especially with a cake covered in soft icing on the counter.

Measure out the amount you need, then allow it to come to room temperature.  If the recipe calls for 1 cup of milk, there’s no need to let a whole quart come to room temp. Similarly with butter - if you need a couple of tablespoons, cut them off the block and put the rest away. If using whole eggs, I put them in a…

I’m very old, and I can actually remember when we had an ice box during WWII.  I haven’t seen that locution in years.  At the end of the war we bought a refrigerator and the ice box went out to the garage.

Yeah, but when you serve them you don’t flip them back over. It’s unusually stupid.

On what world are beige, tan, and gray a pop of color?

On what world are beige, tan, and gray a pop of color?

They should have left him there until he wet his pants. Actor protests price of specialty item as being overpriced in specialty store where everything else is overpriced. Shocking. Blames PETA instead of personal trait.

“...since too much detergent can etch the glass over time...” it would be useful if they cited some supporting evidence for this. They are probably talking about granular dishwasher detergent, but there are dozens of detergents which are not granular. There are even dishwasher detergents that are not granular. The…

Or flush while sitting there.

There are about a dozen types of nonstick pans our there. Is graniteware the same as circulon or is it more like teflon? When you’re putting out a warning,  specificity is helpful. 

Does throwing men off buildings by Isis count?

At minimum you can say “Good Morning “ without condescension and a respectful bow of the head indicates respect for the efforts that produced being “dressed to the nines”.  I am not shy about telling a lady, “That’s.a.great.look”.

When people say that they don’t plan to reverse the ruling on same-sex marriage, remember this little article.  Bad things hafta start somewhere...

Major department stores had “Dining Rooms” where customers could stop for a light meal while shopping. A lady did NOT just go into a restaurant alone, but she might go to the tea room in a department store. In N.Y., B. Altman’s had the Charleston Gardens where waitress passed by with food on carts and you could…

I once worked at a restaurant that was making so much money they didn’t care what we did for our meals. I dipped pieces of veal in powdered milk and then fried them in butter until they browned. Served with toothpicks. The staff loved them. I generally add powdered milk to casseroles for richness.

I’ve seen that pose before...

They’re not looking at each other’s eyes.

Hot dogs are everywhere in America and regional preferences make visitors gasp when they see things like a Chicago dog or dirty water NY hot dog. Despite the common denominator, I think the greatest differences occur with tube steak.

You might be able to do the trick without the salt. If you put vinegar and salt into a flower bed the salt is like to affect nearby roots.  Generally you can spray straight vinegar on a plant and it will do it in.

It’s a labor-intensive process in a busy environment.