Even after the cream and butter, I still wanna add some grated Romano, because cheese.

Good idea. You can tie up two or more seats on different flights and then when I make my plans, there are fewer seats available and the price goes up.  If this happens enough, the airlines will want a deposit to secure a seat and people will howl.

If you take the root that you cut off and put it into some soil, keep it warm and moist, there’s a good chance that it will grow for you. I have quartered the root and gotten 4 plants out of it.

The peanut butter must extend all the way to edge to avoided the dreaded white bread crust.  The crust is deliberately added to the bread to temper the enjoyment of PB&J.  Everyone knows that.

Didn't their mothers tell them not to play with their food?

I have found that a dish filled with ammonia will neutralize the nicotinic acid from smoking. Leave it in an enclosed area overnight in a car put it in a saucer up on the dashboard in the kitchen you might put it on top of the refrigerator so pets cannot get into it.

Accessibility issues may be temporary, like an arm in a sling for three weeks.  This sounds like great convenience.

I do this with a knife drawer. Anyone in my kitchen is an adult, and visitors are carefully warned.  20+ years with no incidents.

But I like to pay three times the price because it has an interesting name.

My washing machine gets the clothes clean. If everything is clean, it doesn’t matter which garment or towel touched another. Calm yourself and realize that in hospital laundries, the pillow cases go in with the sheets and towels and it doesn’t kill anyone.

Souplantation (RIP)/Sweet Tomatoes on the east coast... just drove past the local, shuttered ST and mourned its passing.  Kidney beans and garbanzos and hummus.  

We found that the level of sugar overwhelmed the tanginess of the cheesecake. Cloying. I think it’s cheesecake for people who are not particularly fond of cheesecake.

We had 3 different Prii over the years and there were basically no broken promises. Plain, trouble-free, economical, heater and radio work, A/C great, cheap. We moved to a higher car just because we’re old and we got tired of climbing up and out of the Prius.

Rinse  the sponge thoroughly every day and microwave it in a mug full of water about once a week.  Discard monthly.

When you pull the knife through, as there is less and less blade in contact with the food, there is a smaller surface area for food to stick to. (English is my native language, but I can’t make that sentence work.)

Nice idea. The big drawback would be someone in the office making this and chirping about it all day. “Boy, I’m in such a great mood because I ate salad with eggs this morning.”

Normally, there’s a lot of anticipation marketing, but in my area, it came along as a surprise and I found my DVR recorded it.

Yeah, but would you use an iron during a storm? My grandmother told me it “pulls” the lightning. That was in 1952. I still hesitate today.

It may mean training two or three people to be able to take over if you have an absence of some kind.  They will know that other peers are part of the team and share information.  If I see someone making himself indispensable, I begin making plans to dispense with him.  You cannot let a star hold the department…

There is something very liberating about being older.  We have seen smug, judgmental youth crash and burn as we keep on producing work.  Their opinion of our word choices is mildly entertaining, but when they need the benefit of experience, I find them asking my opinion.  Some of the smarter ones don’t feel the need…