Old people generally have fine sense of humor, but we have lost a lot of our playmates. Sometimes we don’t show our sense of humor because younger people can be sensitive.

In some states you can get a DUI by allowing an impaired person to drive your car.

If you bought an ice cream soda and ate all the ice cream, that’s pretty much what would remain. hk47 is right about a dash of vanilla, tho...

“...it didn’t feel like it was doing anything, so I jacked it up to high...”  I’ve done this, too, but I didn’t blame the stove.  I wanted to get a little color on a cheesecake and I thought I’d speed things up, but I wound up with burnt carbon topping and it took slicing it off and using icing to get rid of the burn.

She can use her law degree to protect her share of daddy’s assets.  It is likely to be a full-time job.  He is not so much marrying into the Trump family as she is marrying out of the Trump family.

Donnie specified that he liked people with low education.

Same principle, but I use cooked canned beans.

Have you done this with sweet potatoes in your air fryer? I would think that hasselback sweet potatoes swathed with butter might be a memorable thing.

If you bake them longer and hotter than you think you should, the results are condensing of the sweet interior and crisping of the skin. 450F for an hour and try not to panic. The skin, as mentioned elsewhere here, is great with lots of butter.

It wouldn’t be so bad if they didn’t call it, “pizza”.

Back in the Coolidge Administration, when I was a lad, this was the method described in the Boy Scout manual for campfire coffee.  When you got your water out of a brook and had no filters, clarifying the brew was very desirable.

I put it in the washing machine with an old towel or two. These things are two for a dollar at Family Dollar Stores, so sometimes I question the value of washing instead of disposing - I still have to go through the nuisance of putting in the rings.

That’s not a salad; it’s a career move, and it’s certainly not cheap.

The goal of the impeachment process is not healing; it’s justice.

Start by replacing the air filter. Might want to look at the air intake wherever it is (check the manual). If there’s something in the air duct releasing spores, you want to get rid of it. As Dr. Yuko says above, you want to create an environment that is hostile to the growth of mold.

And there will be a movement to remove Rick Scott for his efforts in overthrowing this last election.

I bought a Radar-Range from Bloomingdale’s warehouse in about 1976 when they weren’t selling because people didn’t know what they were. I bought the damn thing home on a train wrapped in a blanket. I went through the exploding eggs, gray rubber chicken phases, but I learned to roast a pork shoulder on low…

We keep mentioning alcohol when I think the study referenced wine which had other things besides alcohol in it. I’m not exluding various beers, but maybe the word alcohol is too broad for what we’re discussing here.

Young people “inventing” things we’ve been doing since forever.

Julia is the main reason you get decent food with interesting flavors in restaurants today. Today’s chefs grew up watching the people who had watched Julia on little, black-and-white TV’s... Julia did completely exotic things like adding wine and spices to a recipe, when many people thought the word spice only meant…