It’s not even that. Kanye missed the before-dates to apply as an independent in several states and he needs to get petitions signed to be on other ballots.  Don’t people remember that he’s is a poorly-controlled bipolar like he said?  Just another attention whore.

Genius. Pure geniuis. Thank you Claire. I’ll buy some frozen rings today. I may pick up some breaded eggplant, too, because I feel a snack food experiment coming on.

Once again, time for that GIF of the little girl saying, “Why not both?”

You can’t smoke in a restaurant and you need to wear a mask. Otherwise, you are welcome to stay home. We’re really not interested in your opinion on anything. Please go away now.  

Kanye better get out his clipboard and start knocking on doors in Hollywood. You don’t get on a ballot by simply indicating that it might be fun. You need lots of signatures, and most people can remember that Obama said Kanye was acting like a “Jackass”. There is a good chance that he wold be willing to repeat that…

Right. And then you’d have to take out $6 and go to a garage sale and get another one. I marvel at Claire’s waffle iron that has something called “Medium” on it. What a concept.  Mine is either off or on, and it’s teflon, so when I’m done I use the sink sprayer.

“Sunscreen is only potent for three years, so if you’ve had the bottle longer, get a new one just to be safe.”

You guys don’t use a 1-gallon zip-loc bag with a couple of chunks of butter in it? You can roll the corn around in the butter and then re-use the bag for the next ear. Even coverage, one-size fits all, etc. No waste.

Something, something, backup, something drive, something for the 100th time. Storage is too cheap not to take advantage of it nowadays. 2Tb is less than $100 and the price is falling. Spread the risk. Even if you’re flying to the new home, you can carry-on a backup drive.  It’s astonishing that a 10-year old Windows…

How many people did Herman Cain infect, laughing in their faces?

At the Krystal chain throughout the south, you get a square sausage with a square egg and square “cheese” on a square bun that kinda catches in your throat on the way down. I promise you it is not as tasty as the one Claire has made, but the grease helps it slide down...

You hold the blade upward and draw the sharpener over the blade. That’s why is has that knuckle guard (the black thing). It’s ok for sharpening scissors, (and they make a larger one for hedge clippers and lawnmower blades) too. It does the job, but it takes away more metal than a honing stick and people who…

How about some pasta and some of that Mexican queso fresco?  I think that would bind everything together (see what I did there?).

They bring it with them when they arrive, take it out and unfold it on the table. Embarrassing. I’m the least prosperous of my old fart colleagues and I don’t do that stuff.

If they had waited three more days, those employees would have been covered for another month. They were just able to cancel in time. HR’s finest work, sometimes.

It’s also a thing with my cheap-ass senior colleagues who are on the early-bird special. They order water with lemon, and then put in packets of sugar and stir and stir and stir. It’s embarrassing when we’re out to dinner together, but the servers appear to be used to it. “I’ll just have water”. “Ok. with lemon and…

I think irritated skin is the result of failing to rinse properly. We’ve been using Blue Dawn at the kitchen and bathroom sinks for about 40 years.  You just need a couple of drops to do the job, and rinse, rinse, rinse.

My Publix in Ft. Myers -ALL the shoppers and the entire staff were wearing masks yesterday. One man without a mask came in to play Lotto and there was almost a gasp as everyone turned to look at him and people moved away. This is an older group, as you might assume.  You don’t get to be old by being stupid. Stupid…

This article about a kid who’s five. Not still nursing, we assume. You can take a flashlight and check for monsters once or maybe twice. That’s it, because otherwise it becomes a control game grabbing your time/attention. Nightlights can create strange shadows, but once the shadows are explained, it’s time for the…

If you’re making your own masks, the “duckbill” mask it a lot less confining because it doesn’t actually touch the nostrils. It’s on the internet.