What the fuck are you talking about?

The finger in the corner of that gif never fails to weird me out.

I still haven’t forgiven you for crushing that Saturn. However crushing the PT Cruiser was enough of a gift to man for me to at least look past your tragic mistake.

My first bike was a 1977 Honda CB400f. During the first summer of riding i was aggressively riding on a road running parallel to the PA turnpike. All of a sudden a flock of about a 1000 odd birds got spooked and came flying from the side of the road. i slammed on my brakes just as a bird totally thought it could make…

Back in 1998 or so I was riding my CBR F3, was leaving a social function driving slowly out of the parking lot when I encounter a small herd of three Western Washington Wildabeasts (IE 250-350lb young women). They are going three wide on a paved section barely wide enough for a standard SUV and I slowly approach them.…

I own a 2004 Buell XB12S. One day I decided it looked a lot better with the passenger foot peg brackets removed. The very next day I was at a friends house where I met one of his wife’s gorgeous friends. You can probably guess where this is going now. She is sitting on the bike and I’m in front holding the bike…

I’m glad someone else did it and took the hit for me.

If you were that big and doing 45 knots, you’d have water coming out of your hole too.

still not a production car

LOL, thanks for the laugh.

TL;DR - If you live in a place that sucks, ride a bike that sucks, too.

I’m still waiting for the post to be edited with a “LOL j/k, guys.”

Idk, because my self preservation instincts don’t seem to be fully functional and maxing one of those out through the desert sounds like fun. If it’s fun to drive a slow car fast, this would probably be a hoot until you died horribly.

for the amount of butthurt pollyannas you have unearthed with that I salute you. war movies and shit score the highest at the box office every year but one crash that’s 30 years old and you’ve gone too far. what a joke. grow up everyone.

“I wish I had an air-cooled beetle replica... Ah look, a perfect donor!”

These reviews of oddball prototypes remind me of ole time internet days of making fun of children's drawings.

You’re right there is no way they could not hear that ping. It is such a distinctive sound.