kashmired
Kashmired
kashmired

I’m sure she’ll grow up to eventually love the D.

They’re floor mats.

Unleaded water only; none of that Flint stuff.

I suppose you’re correct. It’s a missile in the same way a broken nerf gun is still a “gun”.

This game... CRACK.

When it is too wet for the big bike, but not wet enough for the Sti, it’s supermoto time. I haven’t figured out the whole not crashing part yet, though.

What type of material do they use to hold the boulders between this guy’s legs?

I bet the Yamaha robot would be even faster. He has to drive faster than the rain itself because he’s allergic to it.

‘Old’ is really on a different scale with this stuff.

Dude... They’re rocks. They don’t feel pain.

Not if he opened with the standard wifey line of “hi honey, look how much I saved on this car! ”. (disclaimer: don’t have a wife, but I did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn.)

I suppose there’s always this guy’s much cheaper tactic:

Step 1: Don’t be married.