I remember Todd Benzinger.

For real, this game was a great example of the old adage of two shit teams making for a great game. Next time I hear a moron from the South talk about how great the SEC is, I’m gonna point them to this game and walk away confidently.

Franks & Cleveland sounds like an awesome buddy cop show from the late 1970s. Also one of them is a chimpanzee.

I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of seeing flabbergasted fans in the stands reeling with shock. It warms the cockles of my cold, black heart.

I am going to be that guy- This has nothing to do with the First Amendment. She is free to say Trump is a racist. And ESPN, a private company, is free to fire her/punish her/do nothing to her if it feels like it.

Dalton was so goddamn good in 2015. If he hadn’t injured his thumb with a few games left, he would have gotten legit MVP votes (and the Bengals would have been a 1 or 2 seed in the AFC—they nearly were anyway but McCarron lost in overtime to Denver, and even then they were a Jeremy Hill fumble away from beating the…

Bingo. A very accurate take.

I thought Jared Fogle was in prison

Tom Brady’s rise ruined QBs in the league. Now every team wants to find their Brady, and won’t develop QB talent. It’s way worse for us all.

It’s not that quarterbacks are bad. It’s that defenses have become very, very good much faster than quarterbacks have become good. The expectations for quarterbacks are through the roof and there are a few that can meet those expectations, but most can’t. What fans want to see is a guy that can drop back, break two…

As a Bengals fan Dalton is a decent QB but he just doesn’t elevate the talent around him. When his OL stinks like it does right now he can’t succeed in some way despite that like Rodgers or Wilson can. With a team built around him in the right ways he can be successful and if the Bengals had hit on their LT pick in…

In retaliation I hope Christian Hackenberg is in charge of delivering all of the relief supplies.

Coach Meyer went on to state “that Coach Herman does not look like a steer, and that Texas was only famous for two things.”

Am I the only one who can’t see grays anymore? This whole thing is basically pointless if we can’t find the one person who doesn’t know what’s going on and posts in the grays why his team definitely doesn’t suck, why Drew sucks instead, and why liberals cuck.

Cool. Cool. This is all GREAT information. But what about after eating a large pepperoni pizza and a 2-litter of Big Red? Your article doesn’t really address this.

I live in Cleveland. I never miss a game. It’s like how people said they’d never call it Progressive Field instead of the Jake and never call it The Q instead of Gund Arena. But they do now cuz it’s not a big deal. It’s dumb people refusing to change with the times and admit they’re wrong. One of them just happens to…

Kudos to Huber for not harming a defenseless player with that ball. See Vontaze, just because you are a Bungle doesn’t mean you can’t play smart.

I had to laugh at the people arguing that Mayweather being aggressive showed how worried he was by the scoring and how he was actually losing.

I heard it was only a strained I have.

If it’s not the EMU Emus, they’re making a big mistake.