These men are heroes. I wore my yellow wristband every day for a year. Did it chafe? Yes it did. Did I take it off? Hell no. I kept it on until they cured cancer. Only then did I remove it.

He became really unhinged there, but he’s not really wrong. Sports radio callers are the worst.

Lightweight.

Will handing out glasses be enough to ensure their safety? After all, 13 year old boys are warned all the time to “stop doing that or you’ll go blind” yet that doesn’t seem to stop them.

Or you could rent Rocky III and fast-forward to Thunderlips...

How do you bet on a sure thing when you can’t be certain the fight is on the up and up, though? The whole fight is a sideshow, and you shouldn’t trust anyone involved with it with so much as a fucking penny.

Great article. Too bad the Deadspin readership now resembles the Yahoo! sports readership. Commence idiotic responses from UFC mouth breathers in three, two, one..........

Those dogs are up for adoption. Sadly, there appears to be a culture where the father isn’t involved. I stopped watching when I realized the Puppy Bowl was the only way out for those dogs.

Now we know why there is that stupid goddam hump in their outfield. I mean George Springer. I still don’t know why its not flat out there, seems odd.

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

Here is the post from back in 2009:

Oh, they can try to sell them here, but we don’t buy them. It’s why we fought that war. Tea, schmea, it was really about egg cups.

On the rare occasion that a video truly goes viral, if it has ads attached, it will make massive amounts of money for the platform that hosts it. Stupid MBA executives look at those windfall profits and ask themselves, “Why can’t we just do this all the time?”

it’s far from being about the consumer. This is 100% an advertiser pitch. Un-skippable ads at the beginning of videos are are guaranteed to get viewed on some level—much more than a banner ad that can be skimmed past or blocked with an ad blocker. Also, all-video translates super well to Facebook, which is, itself,…

The WDA just announced Scott Feldman is a performance enhancement drug.

To capitalize on the Indians’ success, the Browns launch their own Native American mascot, Gpodawund.

The Catholic Church has a history of blaming imaginary forces instead of looking at themselves for their failures

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

People’s priorities are all so fucked up.

Oh, I thought what mattered was the orientation of the camera. I’m having trouble keeping up with what inane misstep the internet throws a hissyfit over these days.