The NFL is more enjoyable when 1. If you’re a Bengals fan you laugh when they suck, and 2. When you only watch from opening whistle to final gun, then pretend it doesn’t exist afterwards.

judging by the photo, it appears they have segregated the bathrooms between people that need to take a piss (number 1) and people that need to take a shit (number 2). This is an idea I am totally on-board with. No Shitgenders in a Pissgender bathroom and vice versa! Make it a fucking bill!

“I totally approve of a Celtic player humiliating Isaiah Thomas by stealing his moment of glory”

You don’t really need to know anything about soccer. Few things ease one into the day better than a cup of coffee and the dulcet tones of British announcers on the TV. The games are great, too.

Being a dad, 7:30 on the weekends IS sleeping in.

Berry was confused. Usually when someone folds his arms and turns his back to him so he can’t see anything, that means its time to start taking the final exam in class.

It has to be uppity black people. It certainly isn’t the cost of tickets/parking/concessions; poor responses to domestic violence and brain trauma; that no one knows what a catch is; that the league’s punishment is inconsistent and makes the commissioner look like a idiot; that the league has saturated the market with…

And yet, many places now have signs up saying they take bitcoin. A currency is entirely dependent on whether people take it as such. If you invent a currency tomorrow and convince at least one other person to take it in return for goods or services, it’s money. If you can convince someone to change your currency for a…

Dennis Rodman will probably offer his services, too. (or maybe Gary Busey)

You know how this ends right

Full of chase.

Ditto. It’s impossible to find extra wide shoes let alone in the absurd 8x width usually reserved for clown shoes. Most days I just want to cut my feet off.

Yep. I wear New Balance because they not only have wide sizes, but they are also consistent with their sizes. I can order them online and they fit. I own 2 pairs of Adidas. One pair is size 11. The other is a 13. Get your act together Adidas.

And I like New Balance, if for no other reason than they are the only brand it’s easy to find wide sizes in and my feet are shaped so weird it’s easier to just wear the shoebox.

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

The only joy in baseball left is dipshits whining about unwritten rules.

OJ is out of prison. Kato Kaelin is, I dunno, relevant? In the news? A thing?

Understandable. He’s got a long history rooting for guys who never should have been asked to put on a glove.

Dude, Kato!

The meeting probably wasn’t even to decide on catch rules. It was just a quarterly staff meeting and some useless VP needed to justify his job by suggesting stupid changes to the rule book.