“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Wow. You mean a sports website where they deliberately “stick to sports” is suffering financially? It’s too bad I can’t think of any other websites where that would be considered useful information...

Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

And, arguably, Rovell’s worst fears are EXACTLY how this works. $1.85M to play Kentucky basketball? $1.1M to join an SEC football team? Yeah, those numbers... seem a little low, honestly.

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

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It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

Well, he’s not Poor Rodriguez.

That foreground sigh, though.

Netanyahu is just mad his Football Manager formations never work:

I think the frequency is quite important - we should be flinging sports radio into volcanoes very frequently, not less.

and expended considerable internal resources both in New Orleans

I thought “hacked” meant someone got wasted and drunkenly posted on the internet, blaming everything on this alleged hacker the next morning.

This is fucking gold.

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Stupid “President” CLUE! I’ll go first!

He doesn’t start that one very strong...

Well you sure showed me.

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

The sickest part is they’re reporting her because SHE’S NOT trying to be sexy or suggestive. Because, she’s not pandering to them, they are trying to punish her. Absolutely disgusting!