What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

Fixed! 

Joe Westworld

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Spark

uh.... can you email me about this? kmckinney@deadspin.com 

For every good article posted on Splinter there was another that was wayyy too far up its own asshole. The commenters there were insufferable at best and raving lunatics at worst. But man the unceremonious shuttering and subsequent gag order is spectacularly shitty. I'm glad I use an ad blocker. 

Brewers fan here.

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

Fun fact: [long story about anal sex and geography]

“If he fought a guy bigger than him, he would lose.”

“Authentic Brand Groups” would be too obvious for a writers’ room.