I think the “implied” part of the whole thing is if she can handle the pressure of the World Cup, Olympics, etc. she can handle the pressure of a Jets-Cardinals game in October. 

I mean, how cool would it be to see her actually tackle someone though? Seems like it could happen if the victim was underestimating her, right? right?

The only acceptable capitalism is unfettered.  Any fetters turns capitalism into socialism.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Correction the Tusla Roughnecks are the other kind of football team, the Houston Roughnecks are the XFL team.

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.

I’d rather see Angela Merkel just knee him in the balls. 

It’s a a school, though. It should be using its equipment to educate, not to make money. Isn’t that the point? I mean, they could rent out the dorm rooms on AirBnB, too.

I was once a part of this world, and “state-of-the-art” isn’t quite how I’d describe the equipment provided to us with conference money. You be surprised how much the most random, yet necessary and sometimes exorbitantly expensive gear it takes to build a control room, replace video boards, pay staff, etc. $7 mil is a…

Eh, the Montenegro Network wasn’t worth the $10/month but The Bos n’ Herz Channel is totally a steal at $5/month

Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.

You see, THESE tropes aren’t anti-Semitic, because he learned them from Stephen Miller and Ben Shapiro, so it’s not nearly as bad as the time Ilhan Omar referenced the hook to a rap song.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

“You may come visit your imprisoned grandmother in our apartheid ghetto if you promise not to speak badly about our apartheid state and our abuse of indigenous Palestinians, k?”

I think most people would consider using “queer” in a derogatory manner to be, indeed, a homophobic stance. The key is that it’s derogatory here.  

“they keep one “normal” account to pull their burners out of the greys as soon as they post”

1. Like NoGas said, this specific style of comment is almost always Tomato.

Glad you got your laugh when you could, because while I do remember that line from the trailer, I’m 90% sure it’s not in the movie.