Yeah well I’m trying to pretend that I didn’t just eat a whole sleeve of Oreos, but reality is a harsh mistress.

Back in Brock!

I’d say a significant number of those viewers, although I won’t put a number on it, were driven to Deadspin because of the funny joke I made in the comments comparing Phil Jackson to a dog licking his own asshole.

I love him unabashedly. I want to ruffle his hair and fix his lil lapel flower so it sits just so.

Thank you, sentientdvdboxset.

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On review that joke is abysmal.

counterpoint; definitely do NOT go look at what the Colts are doing.

Tebow’s a Met now, man.

Until I read this comment I assumed it was called “All Takes Matter”.

I’m cool with any cop with their body camera turned off for no reason being guilty until proven innocent. If they can turn them off and have zero repercussions when doing so then what’s the point of them?

If he wanted to own an NBA team, he should have bought a D League team and then been promoted, like in the rationally organized (and not at all archaic) soccer leagues of Europe. Too bad the NBA is a ponzi scheme!

Arrogance, recruits well but does not have the smarts to coach the big games, was ungrateful for his contract and manipulated a new one... yup, we’re hitting all the code words here.

USC would have fired him in a parking lot.

Most books won’t put a line on a IA-IAA match, but UNLV gets a line because they’re local.

I looked it up. ‘Haut’ means ‘skin’ in German.

No joke, I had it at 333/28/37 soon after it hit. Lot of solo shots.

any ace who goes over to New York or Boston just looks like a fucking soulless merc.

I think you’re probably right, but it’s only valuable to the Cavs if LeBron leaves, and their only chance of keeping him is probably if they can put together another legitimate contender this season.