“Unfortunately my season ended last night.”

I’m not a big NFL fan or anything, but IMHO, anyone who is old enough to have dodged the draft and can still be competitive at professional sports deserves at least some kind of respect.

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I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

Yeah, but if Cutler supports Trump the same way he plays football or tends to his children’s health, it’s not surprising no one noticed.

The addendum of “also, I’m Richie Incognito” absolutely makes this. I’m dying.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

It’s going to take me an hour to finish the article because I keep scrolling back up to look at derpy lil Andy holding his torn book.

I imagine there are more reasonably athletic tallish people out there who can elevate enough to dunk badly than people with the combination of technique and strength to jack a donger.

I thought this was a joke before the edit and was going to build on the pyramid with, “My mistake, I actually meant Chad Henne.”

That Bingo! Easy Money place sounds reputable. That’s where I’d start.

Yeah I mean that is for sure not how most websites make money!

Pretty sure the only polos in his closet are of the green, sky blue, and dark purple striped variety.

“Bone bruise” has him out for the season. Millienials. Where I’m from you had to go through a guy named “bruiser” just to shoot a free throw and if you walked home at the end of the day without a concussion you didn’t make it off the sideline. The state of this country is sad.

Really? There are people that don’t know what a shitty manager he is?

This is why I never hustle.

Yea, hi. That’s my ticket.

I moused over expecting The Daily Mail.

You demand that people improve themselves continuously and go to the toughest jobs imaginable, and yet here you are year after year concocting word salads for a website that used to crowdsource funding for athlete dick pictures.

How dare Wright Thompson describe Dublin in terms that should only be reserved for Belfast, Cork, Limerick, Derry, Waterford, Galway, and the rest of each country.