Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

I know the title was supposed to be ambiguous and all, but I saw “Sweet Double Play” and immediately knew this wasn’t about the Mets.  

And Colombia, as I learned in Bogotá.

Samardzija won my girlfriend 15 dollars thanks to this dinger. We were playing the singles game, where you put in a buck and you pass the pot around and you either take money out of the pot or put money in based on the outcome of each at bat. If there’s a homer, you win the whole thing. We were giving her shit that…

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

No kidding. Watching the Nats waltz through their division (10 games up and they’re the only ones even over .500) while the NLW is a three-way dogfight is very annoying.

For the love of God please let Derek Fisher still be on the roster when they next meet the Red Sox, so he can go up against relief pitcher Matt Barnes.

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

So, Westbrook to Cleland, right?

Yeah, I dug them lustily booing the one man most responsible for Nashville having a team. I mean that sincerely—they did good.

I wish all the games were in Nashville.

Trent Dilfer was actually entertaining, you just had to pretend he was constantly battling against a terrible case of constipation and thats why he looked like he did.

v. excited to watch the broncos miss the playoffs again with an all-time defense. or the Steelers lose home field because of the 2 games Landry Jones has to play.

Because you punch up, not down.

Kanter’s defense would probably be better if he didn’t have to keep an eye out for Turkish agents while playing. I hear Michael Flynn goes to a lot of NBA games.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

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Mike, obviously.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot