Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !
Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...
Trump is in the WWE Hall of Fame. The Rock is not. That is all.
New road trip idea: A cross country tour of all the major league stadiums exclusively on their Bark At The Park nights.
This is the second time in as many Deadspins articles 1Oak has been referred to as a “popular bar.”
As a United supporter, my fondest hope is that Arsenal rallies for the 4th spot, prompting the team to sign Wenger to a nice, long contract extension.
I thought it was the Guns, Germs, and Steel guy for the longest time.
Disclosure: The author of this piece has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox. His opinions are his own.
I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”
Report: Jay Cutler’s New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games
Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.
Ooh, don’t forget the time that guy shot his pregnant wife in the head and blamed it on some black dude and the people of Boston bought it for way too long.
With all due respect to the dodgers’ current announcer, who delivered fine calls on all of these home runs, I miss vin scully so much.
Next on Mibury’s bucket list: start a software company using public funds.
DALE: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird’s back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? ‘Cause that’s how I’m gonna play it.
HANK: Dangit, Dale, it already happened once, what are the odds of it…
“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”