More Rovell: “Sprinkle your box of work with white powder. Employers will think box contains donuts. Nobody throws away donuts.”

“Lifelong Panthers fan” just made me feel so old.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

That is one of the best things about this. He is in Texas so it is like the inverse of Belichick. The people need the eschew their beliefs to support the team.

Those are all nice but the biggest clutch shot was the guy who punched the nazi.

Maybe? I’ve got THC in my system and I can assure you I’m not high.

Uh, Quarters is almost exclusively played in college.

looks like about 10 years.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

Of course he could’ve, he’s not blind.  

I don’t think Hall of Fame voters, that group of old white traditionalist males, cared the slightest bit that Jim Bunning was a Republican Senator. Curt’s only getting shit on because he spends his retirement repeatedly going out of his way to publicly and gratutiously insult large groups of people. Worst of all, as…

Australia are 465 for 6 at Stumps on Day 4.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

You literally just took all his bait shoved it in your mouth and started chewing

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

This is some 4-9 bullshit. Dude earned a shot to set the record for most NFL losses.