14 hours from NYC

Jeff Fisher looks like he was hired for a job as a NASCAR crew chief, and somehow got on the wrong bus in Houston and never told anyone about the mixup.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

Good on the principal for doing the right thing. We’ve seen far too many similar situations result in the failure of a figure such as that to act, or to blame the victim. So that’s a plus we can take out of this.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

Texas is about to pay a guy $6-$8 million a year after he lost to Memphis, Navy and SMU. Despite having far better talent in Houston.

I was reading about these Pandas that were born in the US but shipped to China when they reached a certain age, and how the Chinese caretakers were having a tough time feeding them because all they wanted to eat were American crackers. I’d take Ritz over bamboo any day.

I wouldn’t be surprised if none of them saw that play. High school refs have full time jobs. Even worse in this situation to me

I can’t even remember my own name right now because of that fucking fan, don’t go quoting Nielsen scripture at me

“reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about”

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Al Davis in hell right now

As someone who has done DV work in the past, this is an excellent and nuanced article.

All my excess live in Texas.