4:10 when someone off screen sighs “oh god” as she tries to deflect onto bill clinton AMAZING

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Ian MacKaye

Trump is like:

I don’t watch football, so hang in there with me...Lack of intent does (*should) not render a play legal or illegal. Basketball...didn’t mean to foul him but he leaned into me. Baseball...the ball came out of my hand wrong, didn’t mean to hit him. Hockey... i was turning around with the stick in the air, didn’t mean…

I went to an orthopedic doctor about some knee pain. They prescribed a knee brace, I tried it on, and it felt a little tight. They said it would stretch over time, so I left with it. It didn’t stretch at all, so I went back and exchanged it the next day. Then they sent me a bill for the second knee brace. Another 87…

I thnk the moral is “don’t write celebratory posts on Facebook, bruh.”

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

Counterpoint: Yes.

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.

K, what should we post about instead today?

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

That moment when your brain can’t decide if it should be angry or impressed.