Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

Is “Stick to sprouts” your final answer?

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

Joke’s on you because Sarah from Halifax actually won $1 million on DraftKings.

You mean this guy?

Anon? Jesus Christ, whatever happened to normal names like John or Michael?

This is, without question, the best way this could have started.

About as much thought as a “can’t stand either of them” comment deserves, tbh

oh, we made the farts ourselves

I'm waiting by my phone. Any second now. They're gonna call. I can sense it.

whoa

I think you should take a deep breath and consider whether this piece, in which Deadspin calls for a league they manifestly enjoy mocking to create a commissioner position that is already filled by a person they also manifestly enjoy mocking, might not be, you know, as sincere as you’re giving it credit for being, my…

I think you should really explain your thoughts some more.

This is the best kinja. I mean this is the best ever kinja.

I still don’t understand why they’re paid with money, and not with education....

Black Jesus is dead.

“cheated during the Super Bowl”

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

Pasta salad! My fave. :)