I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

Two of them, in fact. Turns out that’s not quite enough motivation for me to get behind turning our schools over to Deion Sanders just yet.

The Phillies would be over-joyed to have a gay pro prospect, as that would mean they actually have a pro prospect.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

If we had the technology we would DEFINITELY do a holographic reenactment.

Unreal timing on that pic

Happy to hear this as I like Rebecca Lowe and the two Robbies. Good crew.

Oh fuck yourself.

This is rape.

More like the San Diego Over-chargers!

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

“Thousands of fans have much more collective knowledge than a few dozen writers, and the wisdom of the crowds will do a much better job of flattening out the aberrative morons.”

Says the guy supporting the killer of 5 hookers.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

But my experience in this world has been that the people who believe themselves to be white are obsessed with the politics of personal exoneration. And the word racist, to them, conjures, if not a tobacco-spitting oaf, then something just as fantastic— an orc, troll, or gorgon. “I’m not a racist,” an entertainer once…

Your wife looks like Brad Keselowski?

Esther Vergeer. Won her last 470 professional matches.

Rousey also has an impressive Judo career before the started in MMA, she is a medal winner from the 2008 games and has won many A level tournaments without being defeated. She is really dominant in her field and I would love to see her start beating on some dudes. I think she would had Mayweather his ass in a boxing…

I’ve never seen a human being at any sport - and I grew up in the heyday of Wayne Gretzky, Jerry Rice, and Barry Sanders - who was so incomprehensibly superior to every other human being who faced them in their chosen profession. Every fight she has is the rough equivalent of Wilt Chamberlain’s dominating 100 point…

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?