Been watching the Mets long, long time. I can think of a few games that were more exciting than tonight’s. Not many, just a few. Atta boy, Wilmer. Atta boy.

You know the scene in Forrest Gump where young Forrest is running away from bullies with those restrictive braces on his legs? And there’s that moment where the bolts on the braces start to loosen and his knees are able to bend, right before he takes off for good?

dammit

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

lol

Which friends, Kara? WHICH ONES.

I liked this comment a lot more in the preview, when I thought you were making a different reference ;)

Ed Helms and Steve Carell seem to be fighting a two man contest for the most likable person to make terrible movies.

Hardly the first to say this, but her TGIF appetizers and Paula Deen cruise articles were spectacular.

These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

This was a very impressive rebuttal of his most pertinent points.

NCAA should investigate Jones. How did he afford that flamethrower he used on Dan?

Colin Cowherd is just impressed that you even own a computer.

Nola picked up his first career hit, one of only three Phillies to get a hit off Karns through 6.

If you took one of those dopey pedal tavern tour things and filled it with people who really like Kenny Chesney and then turned it into an entire city, you would have Nashville.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

The time to strike was before the resignation, and I won’t lie, I thought they would at the time. The news that Tommy threw himself on the sword by Friday cleared that up for me though.

One morning, shortly after I had been hired full time, one of our editorial fellows, Dan, sent an email to Tommy and me, explaining that he would be a little bate late getting into work because he’d been mugged the night before, and was still sort of getting himself together. Tommy emailed him back, telling him to…

Tommy Craggs gave me a second chance. I spent nearly three years writing for a different Gawker site, and I hit a point where I was just done. I couldn’t do it anymore. I was looking elsewhere, and my time at the company was up. I didn’t want to leave though, and in a passing conversation, I told Tommy I felt…

No, because the Jazz need a PG that can create their own shot, and keep the defense from collapsing on their bigs.