Watching channel 4 (and waiting, in vain, for them to return to real news - or at least what passes for it in the LA market), I did notice that just after the genius got out of his SUV there was about 7 seconds that repeated - so at some point the news director decides to go to delay. It is getting insane with these.…

Yup, these are his readers.

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

Yet another reason to like soccer—It annoys baseball players.

I learned something, and benefitted from this article. Thank you.

Pre-snap you look at the stance of the DE and how the LBs are stacked up behind them. Let's you know who is responsible for who. By leverage you can tell that pre-snap: who's got the QB, who has the RB.

I'm glad Deadspin is taking Revis's side. I'm a Pats fan and am sad to see him go, but as a human being I'm happy to see a guy actually use his leverage repeatedly in a league where everyone plays a bloodsport on contracts that can be voided at any time. More elite players should hire whoever his agent is.

He's far and away the best corner in the game—maybe by a larger extent than anyone else is the best at their position

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We should probably be looking at what black people should be doing to make Chip less racist.

That means he likes you, you idiot. Can't you take a sign? This is 6th grade all over again.

I don't know why anyone is doubting Fab Melos smarts, I just checked his basketball-reference page, he played 36 minutes in the NBA and made 3.3 million dollars. Sounds like a genius to me.

Ray Hudson is hands down the best broadcaster in the world.

Ray Hudson blessing us from the commentator's booth, as always.

This guy should know, he's the Captain of the Fun Police.

I am really surprised Nightengale did't get a quote how the Cardinal Way includes missionary only with deep stares into their wives eyes.....

I feel like Popovich just plays a grumpy guy on TV. He's by far the longest tenured NBA coach so he must be at least a little chill.

Yeah, it's almost as if they thought that his performance was worth "a lot of shit" based on the negotiated salary price the two sides came up with and that this negotiated deal expired and Suh is free to negotiate a deal with anyone without regard to the previously expired deal.

This.

Now we just need Homer's idea of the opera to cut in and join the thought bubble.

Every time someone mentions "loyalty" to a team, a kitten dies.