He should quit worrying about money and do his job for the same reason I do mine - the love of repeated head trauma.

*insert witty comment about how no one watches or cares about the MLS complete with intended snobbishness and portrayed idea that you're somehow better because you don't watch the sport*

Always highlight truthers.

A lot of things are racist! But sorry to speak about that in a public forum where you can stumble across it, my dude!

Yeah, she's a one-trick pony. Her trick is: "winning".

The qualifiers to Rousey's dominance are as idiotic as questioning Mayweather's record because he doesn't fight heavyweights.

that screen at :30 was the movingest screen in the history of moving screens.

Never, ever read the comments on ESPN articles. It's bad for your mental health.

This is true.

It's great that all these proud Duke Alumni are eager to support their team.

This makes me want to fucking puke.

Life finds a way.

You picked a great time to go after Hinkie. Less than 24 hours after your original article he had his most Hinkiest day yet.

No joke, I once commented on a Facebook group that I didn't think Hinkie was some sort of genius and this dude tried to comment-bomb my blog about education policy and research methods with pro-Hinkie propaganda for like three days. People are turnt for the Process.

Hey, don't you dare presume to speak for me. I want to tell him myself.

There really aren't any dangerous baseball players left these days.

whoa.

One night in 1998 I was at a strip club in Houston called Gigis Cabaret (Anna Nicole started there). I was having a drink when a waitress came up and, seeing the motorcycle helmet on the chair, asked if my bike was outside. I said yes and she said someone had "knocked it over". I ran out just in time to see the…