Yeah, but Kanye rules and no one other than Grammy voters even knew Beck was still alive. (Seriously—I like Beck fine, but if you'd asked me I would have figured he was in Topeka working for the local Org and asking locals if they wanted a personality test.)

I don't know who that color commentator is, but I want to hear him doing every sport on earth! Hockey! Baseball! Wing-eating contests! Curling! Darts! Spelling bees!

Dude's a beast. I tell you one thing, they'd better not play versus Kansas. He'll make them bleed.

RACE PROBLEMS EXIST BECAUSE BLACKS ARE THE REAL RACISTS WAAAAAHHHHHHH WHAAHHH I AM A BIG DIAPER BABY

Lol at a white men talking about "race wars"

Giving people tips about how to get through the day

But what about the whites?! http://www.vox.com/2014/8/21/6053…

dammit.

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Hm, that's probably it.

you mean like next wknd?

A lot of other people understood it just fine. If plenty of other people who are quicker on the draw than you get it, then why should Deadspin compromise what they want to write to cater to the lowest common denominator?

Thanks. I thought it was dead serious.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…

Swing and a miss on that one.

Yeah, this is garbage. Every one of the highlights on this site is the same tired old stuff. Guy does something with a basketball or something, Whoop tee doo. Maybe if there were a live penguin instead of a ball, I'd rate this a 3/10.

Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants.

Always highlight truthers.

WE HAVE A REBUTTAL