Oh I like him.

No it was Rita, his granddaughter. Renee is her mother

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Yes, he has. She was basically the 2nd in command for both teams until a month ago. Very weird.

I was giving it a meh until Funnyuns. Then it had me. "EVERY GAME. YOU HAD THEM BEFORE EVERY GAME."

I still think nothing will ever top the Phillip Rivers classic "nnnnnnhhh .... peppermint roll!!." Props to whoever saw that.

You can go around the map on the highway and knock those yellow posts things. And don't you dare say you never did that.

STICK TO SPROTS, MR. WIZARD!

At least he didn't kill any, you know, like Craig James.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

WHAT? SO OUT OF TOUCH.

Or if you really wanna go deep, every year since the unfathomable prehistoric tectonic forces yielded the advantageous geography of continental Europe and subtly shaped the growth of cultural and technological innovations which ultimately enabled modern Western hegemony and diaspora.

deep cut, could also go with the death of the Great Khan

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.

Michael Buffer should have gotten two minutes for instigating.

This comment is about four words longer than it needed to be.

HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?