I'm amazed that comment made it all the way through from 1924.

"wasalso" sounds like a Texas border town.

I like to think of Calvin as espousing the Adequate Man philosophy.

From your lips to god's ears, FartInTheWind.

So long as they are long pants, yes.

:(

Are you trying to be this stupid?

this is my day job.

Things awesome and terrible to behold.

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

"DNP - kidnapped" is the best thing I've read all day.

Pierre, relax. It says right in the cool headline the revolution is on hold. There's still time to get out.

I just want to say that I can't stop giggling at the idea of Sheriff John saying what the people need to hear after throwing back a couple too many shots of whiskey.

Oh, you mean Swaggy K?

Thank God, ReforMatt, where I go for all my Native American information.

PEOPLE KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE EASTERN CONFERENCE, BUT WHO MAKES THE FINALS LIKE EVERY SINGLE YEAR!!!1!!?!

It's weird that the NBA set it up so the Eastern Conference has to work under those rules, but the Western does not.

Now Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to.

Love to see happy photos like that one. Dana White's so stoked Madame Tussauds finally made John Larroquette.