Why on earth would you let barstool contributor and guest WWE commentator Pat McAfee call an actual nfl game 

i went nuts when she caught cyborg hard the first time. Holy crap what a moment 

That big dude in the middle is the Funkasaurus 

They should go the UFC route and just kind of ignore it 

Fine but does she know all the words from the Animaniacs UN song set to down by the River Side? If not she’s a double hack even if she’s been to 28 countries (the maximum) 

22 million signing bonus if he went first overall.....man that’s tough to turn down 

One of those like director of football operations that never seems to go to work and only appears once a year on Fox News to defend Washington’s team name. 

to fill airtime on ESPN. ESPN events puts on like 15 of these games

He made more for hosting one game in Tampa than Charlie Strong made for coaching twelve, holy crap what a gig

The fact he wears the old thinner M on his hats and stuff is the Michiganiest thing since the Eminem v ICP beef 

There are only 4 I care about; Helton, Walker, Edgar and Rolen. When I was maybe 12 (?) I rewrote Rollin by Limp Bizkit about Scott Rolen. “Now I know you be lovin’ this Scott right here”

They probably don’t have 51 votes anyways 

This is the dumbest country on the planet and it isn’t even close. 

“Would they be eligible for asylum” “yes” sure but you wouldn’t know because you’ve essentially stopped the process. I think what they are most afraid of is that a lot of these folks are asylum eligible and the courts and such might grant it,so instead they do the bureaucratic equivalent of putting their fingers in…

That’s so incredibly gross 

Have fun in the Euroleague games in Belgrade.they are known to have flares in doors 

Jesus Christ man. He’s dirty. He throws high elbows at guys he knows don’t have the puck. Das bad 

Silly Libs thinking words have meaning and shit 

The average American creates 4.4 pounds of garbage per day so like 

Wow it’s cool Emma is writing from beyond the grave