Hey, Punchy's wedding! That went as well as the Brown's season.

You misspelled "box"

If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.

I read Maddaddam recently.

My BFF and I agree we both really need this shirt.

I've switched to eating yoga mats to cut out the middle man, surprisingly it's much more economical.

A few years ago, Mr. eejm and I put Offspring (then about 4) to bed and watched TV for awhile in our room, which was right next to Offspring's room. Offspring didn't always go to sleep right away, so we knew we couldn't get to business until he'd been quiet for awhile - once he was asleep, he slept like he'd been…

Wife and I were camping. On the first night things start getting hot and heavy in the tent. I was having serious difficulties getting the condom on in the dark so she turns on a 1500 lumen flashlight aimed square at my peen. Got the condom on no problem but then laughter erupts from the neighboring campsites. We…

I was starting to read this when my 8 year old walked in. I managed to scroll up so only the feet showed, and she said "is that a rhino? scroll down, I want to see it..."
I said, "there's some Twizzlers in the car... you should go get them!"

So in high school, my then-boyfriend and I would often "go bowling" aka go to this abandoned place in the woods near his house where we had a tent all set up for the making out and the sexytimes. We'd already been interrupted a couple of times that night— parents coming home unexpectedly, etc— so we left for the tent…

I miss Peter Jennings :'(

Real

I don't what his Q score is but I'm going with Bill Moyers as most likeable. And one of the best.

Having my kids' doctor reassure me that I wasn't damaging my child by not breastfeeding was such a relief. Thank you for being there for both the child and the parent.

That sharing responsibility happens a lot less often then you think.

Counter accusation! Poorly understood logic (including, but not limited to: strawman argument and ad hominem attacks)
Sticking it on the landing, a weird non sequiter conspiracy rant about gmo produce and the government.
Wake up sheeple!

Accusation of you just being a troll!

Tedious and poorly punctuated anecdote about my sister's roommate's cousin's experience which clearly invalidates all peer-reviewed studies.

Wikipedia links I just found!