As someone with fetishes, I feel like I can be my truest self by sharing as little with my family as possible.

Our pizza guy always brings Milkbones for our dogs. When I had to tell him that Rudy, my 12-year-old Golden, had died, we BOTH cried. Ditto the groomer. Seven months later, I’m STILL fucking crying over this dog. What the fuck is wrong with me? I can’t talk about him at all - I’m crying NOW. I HATE FEELINGS!!

In her jammies

Maybe it was mostly the wife’s dog. Maybe Maverick kept her company while she was making towel charms.

Awwww, what a sweetie! I love that brindle coloring.

My dogs are adored to the point of ridiculousness and they have that same expression in some of our photos. Maybe that wasn’t the best pic for the Pences to pick (say that three times fast!), but to assume the family locked Maverick outside or in a crate, or that a 13-year-old dog was merely a prop, is a stretch. The…

LET’S SHARE DOG PHOTOS!!!!!!!!! here is my dog, bear, being amazing and perfect and great and immortal.

On the flip side, it’s a good thing my chiweenie doesn’t have any say over public policy. I would not want to hear about her proposal to deport all unknown persons from the sidewalk in front of my house and carpet bomb the Post Office.

First (and likely only) time I’ve felt bad for Mike Pence or his family.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Poor puppy.

“ 69? More like Benghazi. I mean look at her. Emails.”

How did I do? Masshole James quality?

I hear she will be 1st. But 45th is nice also.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

On the slim chance the Senate and House flip... it’s going to be two of the busiest years in history, because it’ll all crash down in the midterms.

I’m an independent in Ohio......voting 100% democrat this year. Fuck these clowns.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

Some very salty Cubs fans this morning, good seasoning for my eggs.