I had an beater 87 K5 for a couple of years that was a dedicated trail rig. Nothing really crazy done to it other than a 4" leaf spring lift and 35" tires. Anyway about 15 years ago I was out with a buddy wheeling the local mountains which was a popular area, and the trail we were on completely eroded as I drove over…

Just imagine what a Mustang’s red key would do...

Using the red key for my E46 would spit the transmission out and spontaneously combust the interior.

Subaru meet you say? Gotta brush up on your vapenology.

YO I’M THE AYATOLLAH OF JACK AND COLA

I stole a car... back.

Sounds like your dad just found a good way to get you to cut your hair, hippie.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

TASTES GREAT!

You’re French?

Did the good player ever forgive you?

This guy already has enough red flags and now you’re putting your kids alone in a room with him?

ohh really now?

A mechanic replaced the battery in my car once and I guess he didn’t look at it while he was doing it because the posts touched the hood when it was closed. Surprisingly the car started and got me home, but when I tried to start it the next morning the battery was dead. It had also welded itself to the hood, making…

Camaros.

Actually, chrysler originated the design. It’s a take on the ‘letter’ series 300s from the 50s.

I always appreciated this one.

“Ford the river and Probe the Father” never really caught on outside of the rural-proctologist demographic.

I like to pay for my Tibet. The free stuff just doesn’t have the same quality.