The logical development of autonomous road vehicles is to have less needy ones restricted to their own lane, where more assumptions can be made, more robot-oriented signalling (as opposed to signage) can be provided, etc.

Poor Baxter.

Wow, this totally happened to me!

I for one would watch the shit out of the Pyongyang Grand Prix.

Well done, Baku.

I’m disappointed that nobody had the decency to write “honky lips”.

wait until he learns that the Germans tore down a Russian-built wall

Awe Yisss

I am very strong, yes.

No one should want to replace him. If he is out, Pence is in. Pence is both competent and an extremist on many fronts. It’s better to have Trump in there doing nothing.

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Fan brake should only last for a second or so. Just enough time to ruin a pass or maybe loose a spot.

We miss you here at Jalopnik, Steve!

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

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God bless Adderall and all the ways it fucks you up.

Is anyone else surprised that Drew is 6'3"? From his face and his anger-writinf, I would have bet serious money he was 5'7" TOPS.

Reasons to not move to Texas:

Vodka isn’t really a food, so you’re good.