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You do realize I get paid to write on the internet, right? Like...this is my job? They pay me for this? It's AWESOME, thanks. But lol, have fun being a horrible human being and eventually dying unloved and alone, your last breath a desperate cry for someone, anyone to care about you. Lemme know how that works out for

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I suspect for the reporters it's less showing up in a suit and more being told to wear a suit by British Royal Family.

We can only hope it causes sterility.

I'd rather be a douchebag than sound like a 1950's dipshit about to go get a malt and do the twist.

"Lemme get one o' dem heooooeeeegeees an' a pawp, here, I put my cawrd dahn 'ere onna cahnter."

Okay, let me try again.

I don't know what to tell you; it looked romantic and cozy, and like a perfect day. But, other than the pregnancy and the size of the house, it looks like my life. My apparently empty and soulless life. :)

Oh my god, this is beautiful. This is amazing. Were the people working behind the meat counter chanting "bacon" over and over again near the end, there?

Is it normal to try to sneak extra bread onto the table so you can charge more? Because that's bullshit in any culture.

I'm just picturing him coming to America, showing up in the nearest restaurant, weeping copiously as he eats basket after basket of bread. Finally, he's eaten enough to rupture his stomach, and he turns to the server who is trying to comfort him in his last moments and says, "I ate all the bread. I. Ate. All. The.

Great, now I'm craving hash browns. Who wants to go to waffle house?

Calling it child abuse seems a bit disingenuous and dismissive of children unfortunate enough to be being legitimately abused.

The girl's motivation is irrelevant. Regardless of the reason she didn't want to participate, the teacher was completely in the wrong and I don't think a suspension is a strong enough punishment. The appropriate reaction from the teacher was giving her a 0 for the day. Giving her a period of detention might possibly

She's a kid. She had something important coming up, and got ready in preparation. Maybe she had it done professionally, spent good money on it, and had been told by her mum to skip out of swimming that day.

I only had one, ONE, good PE teacher that was a mid twenties hott guy. I developed very early and at eight started my period during gym. I told him what was going on and he discreetly handed me a pad, a sweater and told me to go to the bathroom and called my stepdad who's the king of all feminine products and issues.

Probably because you get points for dressing out that are separate from participation points.

Dear NSA: I AM NOT NOW NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A MEMBER OF THE CLOWNINIST PARTY.

If it didn't, I'm starting one, because anyone who likes clowns cannot in any way be trusted. The only proper response to a clown is fear. Just like arachnids and snakes, the human mind is designed to be scared of them, and for a very good evolutionary reason. Natural selection will bear me out. A thousand years

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.

To: Deniz T.