“I just thought you were really butch!”

I haven’t planned a wedding but when people say weird/awkward stuff to me and my boyfriend, we like to act surprised. As if we’re just finding out we’re two dudes ourselves.

Most of our clients want to keep their outfits a secret from each other - we suggest keeping it at a friend/parent’s house, and we also offer storage for brides who are afraid their partners will peek at the outfit. I also recommend having a friend who can attend both of your fittings and offer suggestions without…

Plenty of our clients keep their outfits a secret. If you’re living together, make sure your garments are in opaque garment bags, and don’t peek! If your future spouse does in fact want to surprise you with her outfit, perhaps a trusted friend can help her select something in your stead? Your friend can look at both…

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

Oh, God. When I was in seventh grade, I sneezed during silent reading time and ended up having a bit of a leak. My teacher (thankfully) let me know discreetly when I asked to go to the bathroom, so I could go to the nurse’s office, call my mother, and have her bring me a change of pants. For the next YEAR, I kept a…

Because being fat is the worst thing ever.