karolosuchowski
Karol Osuchowski
karolosuchowski

I’m not loyal to any brand, but I’ve got ones that are on my “hell no” list, and others that are on my good side (Mazda, Nissan).

Not if you have one of these...

The Gen4 Viper ACR. The even experienced drivers have a hard time taming it. It has the bear legal minimum of driving aids. You mess up, you die.

She would have been the perfect 1st date candidate for this!

I love this but YOU’RE MAKING RUTS IN MY LAWN!

I got into an argument with a guy who said a 335i would make a good road trip car in another one of these articles. He actually said, “I own one, and I can fit 3 friends and all my lacrosse equipment int it”.

“I thought you’re taking me out to dinner, not on a fucking USO tour.”

Honest good contender - Looks understated, classy. Hopefully the date is on that week of the month where car runs OK - Winner!

you’re either older than your tinder profile claimed or you borrowed your grandpas car. is pretty much what that says

Girls know it's a girl car.

Wait, I thought we were just picking up a first date, not murdering them.

Damn, there are going to be a lot of first and last dates here.

If someone picked my daughter up for a date in that thing the only thing that would surprise me is if the driver DIDN'T look like this:

She’ll love it.