Lucy & Ricky Ricardo!

My kid was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer last week for a Boo at the Zoo thingie. You know, like you do. For trick or treating she’s going to be a witch, which will also be adorable but which will not be nearly as funny.

My son went as zombie Michael Jackson from Thriller. His idea

Me: Rafiki. My daughter: Simba.

Welp, here’s my baby as Rosie the Riveter again. Spit bubbles and all!

Wednesday Dog and Pugsly Cat made me laugh out loud!

Me at work as Captain America.

This year we were Scarface, last year Addams Family

Prince!

Me: Bob Dylan

By popular demand, Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre. We ended up not going quite as balls out as planned because we didn’t have plans until the last minute, and my logos looked more ‘amateur sports league’ than ‘superhero’, but it was still super fun.

I’m on my third baby wearing this hot dog costume. I got my money’s worth!

Linus as Pooh

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

This is creepy AND cute I love it

This isn’t a costume but he did get a cup stuck on his head. A year or so ago you lovely people helped me with a Go Fund Me campaign after he ate a bunch of ribbon. He hasn’t gotten any smarter since then.

I’m not a breeder, but my friends are very fecund

After reading the “Hamburger” story, I realized that observing kids as they learn about death is the alternating creepiest/saddest goddamn part of being a parent. Two recent stories, courtesy of my 3-year-old:

Do they beat this?