Have you seen Catastrophe on Amazon Prime? It’s excellent and definitely makes fun of those “mumbies.”
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So subtweeting = vaguebooking. Got it.
Kellyanne’s Day Off was brilliant.
Riff Raff is a Will Forte character, and no one can convince me otherwise.
Right? Also, it’s not a proper noun. Neither is herpes.
Awww yeah. Those are good choices. Maybe travel to colonial NY to bang robo-Hamilton?
I want at the prefects’ bathroom, tbh. Bring in some butterbeer and Hogwarts, A History for a nice long soak.
It’s not a wig. Haven’t you read my favorite Gawker piece? http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357
To clarify, the video in the story is months old: http://jezebel.com/this-video-has-37-million-views-already-but-is-still-re-1787489124#_ga=1.226347161.220867962.1420166070
His months-old video story was hilarious and read like a good Clickhole story.
Yep. Weekend Update was shit this week. Now we know why.
It’s not. It’s set in modern times. The children are allegedly from all over (main character is from America), and they live in a WWII time loop on a remote British isle.
Lol.
I loved their line about Trump holding up scapegoats like pinatas and inviting people to take a swing.
The first year I didn’t get the shot was my freshman year of college. I got the flu and spent a week sleeping on the floor (too weak to climb into my loft) sweating through layers of blankets and being too woozy to go to the dining hall for food. I get the shot religiously now.
Yep. Sweaty gets the loofah + soap everywhere, at least once a week. Routine showers get soapy hands to pits and bits.
They said nice things about Merrick Garland too, but that didn’t stop them cockblocking his appointment.
Multiple exclamation points are a sure sign of an unsound mind.